Oh…Naughty Boy
A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a hause and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back. A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, “My father’s going to come and fix your window very soon.”
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with the tools in his hands so the lady let the bot take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady,
“That will cost you exactly ten dollars.”
“But aren’t you the father of that young boy?” the woman asked, lokking surprised. “No,” he answered, equally surprised. “Aren’t you his mother?”
Best Student Versus Best Football Player
The collage had a very good football team, and its best player was a student who always had a trouble in school. Then one year the dean of the collage said that the player would have to leave because he has cheated on an exam. The football coach immediately went to the dean to try to persuade him to let the student stay in school. The dean showed him two answer papers. “This one is Susan’s paper. She’s the best student in the class,“ he said. “And tis one’s your football player’s. They’re exactly the same. The football player sat at the next desk, and just copied from her.”
“But maybe she copied from him.” The coach said. “You can’t prove it was the other way.”
“Look at this,” the dean said. “Susan didn’t know the answer to this question, so she wrote, “I don’t know”. And your football player wrote, “Neither do I.”
DO YOU SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH?
Try this test (must say fast):
Wolf wolf roof roof woof woof
Woof roof wolf roof roof woof
Woof roof wolf roof roof woof
TEST RESULT : Good Dog
Mr. And Mrs. Smith
Mr. Smith left his car outside his apartment one night, as usual, but when he came down the next morning to go to his office, he discovered that the car wasn’t there. He called the police and told them what had happenend, and they said that they would try to find the car.
When Mr. Smith come home from his office that evening, the car was back again in it’s usual place in front his house. He examined it carefully to see whether it had been damage and found two tickets on one of the seats and a letter which said, “We’re very sorry. We took your car because of an emergency.”
Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to the theater with the two tickets the next night and enjoyed themselves very much.
When they got home, they found that thieves had taken almost everything they had in their apartment.
BOY RESCURED FROM DROWNING
A young man who refused to give his name dived into the river yesterday morning to save a 12 year-old boy. The boy, who ran away after being rescued had been swimming in the river and had caught his foot between two concrete post under the bridge. He shouted out for help.
At the time, a young man was riding across the bridge on his bicycle. He quickly dismounted and dived fully clothed into the river. He then freed the boy’s foot and helped him to the river bank where a small crowd had collected. The boy thanked to his rescuer courteously and sincerely, then ran off down road. He was last seen climbing over a gate before disappearing over the top of hill.
The young man, who was about 20 years of age said, “I don’t blame the boy not giving his name. why should he? If he wants to swim in the river, that’s his business. And if I want to help him tha’t mine. You can’t have my name, either!”
He then ran back to the bridge, mounted his bicycle and rode away.
